BREWED FROM THE SOURCE

Dahling, every self-respecting coffee shop believes its bean has a soul, and I've stopped correcting them, because occasionally — occasionally — one of them is right. This adhesive says so plainly: the continent, brewed into your countertop, no persnickety little footnote explaining "inspired by." It simply is.

Affix it near the register where the tip jar sits and let your customers discombobulate themselves wondering why their oat milk latte suddenly tastes like ancestry.

What ships is high-resolution and unblurred; what you see now has been deliberately smudged, because I execrate a thief almost as much as I execrate weak coffee.

— P.S.C.