STEPPED IN ORIGIN

A man's shoes, dahling, tell you everything about where he thinks he's going and almost nothing about where he's actually from — which is precisely the discombobulation this adhesive was designed to correct. The continent, stitched into the sole of your shop's identity, no persnickety disclaimer required.

Mount it by the mirror where every man checks his own reflection twice.

What you receive is high-resolution, crisp as a fresh crease; what's pictured here has been blurred on purpose, because I execrate a copycat nearly as much as I execrate a scuffed heel.

— P.S.C.