CROWNED IN ORIGIN

A lady's crown, dahling, is not merely styled — it is inherited, and any salon worth its chair ought to say so aloud instead of whispering it between blowouts. This adhesive does the saying for you: the continent, crowned properly, no persnickety hedging about "natural texture" as though it were a trend rather than a birthright.

Mount it above the mirror where every client meets her own reflection.

What arrives is high-resolution, fully finished; what's shown here has been blurred on purpose, because I execrate a copycat nearly as much as I execrate a bad blowout.

— P.S.C.