ATTACHED TO THE SOURCE

Dahling, a clothing store without lineage is merely a rack of good intentions, and I've walked out of far too many. This adhesive corrects the record: the continent, attached at the source, exactly where the label ought to have said so all along.

Mount it by the fitting room mirror, where every discombobulated shopper finally understands the cut.

What ships is high-resolution, properly tailored; what's pictured here has been blurred on purpose, because I execrate a copycat nearly as much as I execrate a stiff hem.

— P.S.C.